guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via fake-mermaid)

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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petbarack:

 ∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂   ノ    ・゜+.
 しーJ   °。+ *´¨)
         .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
          (¸.·´ (¸.·’* ur cute

(Source: lhommewalk, via fake-mermaid)